Alan Stubbs

An intrepid jungle waterway explorer since the age of 3, when, scarcely able to control a punt, he discovered a lost culvert.  Since then he has focused on finding the lost sub-Saharan Lindy tribes.  Once, deep within an Amazon rainforest, he did indeed come within an eighth note of finding them only to be rendered unconscious.  Upon awakening surrounded by mysterious glass vessels he became transfixed by the monkeys swinging through the trees overhead and now studies these airborne dancers in order to perfect his swingout.